Thursday, April 1, 2010
I never heard of Maundy Thursday until I was in my 30s. My church at the time observed the day with foot washing. There are ways I'd like to be like Jesus, but that isn't one of them. I don't want to wash or be washed. I don't get pedicures for that reason and because I hate the smell of nail polish remover. Jesus would hate nail polish remover, I'm sure of it. It would be cool if Jesus and I kept our white shoes on and washed each other's hair instead.