Shopping Violations On The Rise

I walked into the bookstore and saw her.  She was on the floor, motionless, with a vacant look in her eyes.  I didn't see who had done this to her.  The perps were long gone and she was abandoned.

She's plush, sure, but she didn't deserve this.

Then, I went to the grocery store and found them pimping out Little Debbie. 10 for $10?  Disgusting exploitation.  A working girl needs to make a living wage, Big Grocery.  Those saucy nurse's caps don't come cheap.

And me?  I was victimized today, too.  I was compelled to buy both a House Beautiful and Country Home magazine.  Oh, the shame.  I was asking for it.