-Bought a swimsuit today. I think it could be Yacht Club (primary color) or Nerd (modest, duh). I actually bought a top and bottom from two different brands, 'cause I'm a rebel like that. I'm not posting a link but the name of the suit (top) is: Buffalo Betty. Yep.
-Only had one near altercation while at the mall. A skincare salesperson (troll) stepped into the aisle to block me (and I mean she used her body to prevent me from continuing along) and she said hello, I said hello, then she said can I ask you what skincare products you use and I replied - no. She snorted - actually snorted - then stepped aside and let me pass. (Are you thinking "bitch!" cause I'm thinking "Bitch!") (Bitch about her blocking me and then snorting, not bitch about me for the monosyllabic no for an answer, right? Okay.) ('Cause her snort meant she thought I was the bitch.)
-Found my phone while sitting in a chair talking to Not Don this evening. I glanced over his shoulder and there it was on the mantle. I didn't even have to stand up to find it, after having searched high and low all day. Then my phone snorted at me and I think it thinks I'm a bitch.
-Have had ZERO caffeine today. My head is about to explode and my mood is still on the wrong side of the bed. I'm not giving up coffee, oh no, but I need a few days to break this vicious cycle. I'll be back, Juan Valdez, 'cause I'm your bitch.
*It was my goal to write "'cause" instead of "because" three times in one post. I did it! Tomorrow's goal: use "bitch" a lot more.